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I like to bite and hiss and piss on things....

Peter — Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:05:41 GMT

do you?
I am kind enough to keep the pissing out doors...but I reallly love to bite ankles and chase the other cats and have hissing matches with them. I gotta prove who's boss.
My pet people keep saying "Bad Kitty" to me, so I figure I must be getting my point accross.

Yeah, I am soooooooo Bad! ^._.^

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What did YOU do this week to be bad?

Polar Bear Baby aka The Bear — Sat, 02 Dec 2006 16:06:51 GMT

Bear hidded inna snow drift an Mama thot Bear was ded!

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Hiding my toys; playing with not-toys

feiruz_al-bnefsagia — Tue, 02 May 2006 15:49:46 GMT

I have lots and lots of toys because my Human knows how wonderful I am. Each toy is different and fun, but the best part is hding them under the couch allllll the way in the back. I let my Human know they're all stuck back there by finding something to play with that gets her attention. You know, attacking stuff like the toilet paper roll, magazines, cups (they roll of the counter and make a terrible clatter), socks, etc. Once I have her attention, my Human has to crawl under the couch and pull the toys back out for me. I usually play with them for a minute and then pretend like I don't care. But as soon as she's gone, I chase 'em all back under the couch again!

Do you play this game too? Where do you hide your favorite toys?

*purrr*
Trinket (Feiruz's flamepoint DSH)

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stealing sleeping spots

Prudence — Fri, 13 May 2005 00:06:12 GMT

so my WAB makes sure that all of us cats have plenty o' places to sleep in the house. still, if Biggs is in any spot that i might want to sleep in, i like to pick a fight with him. this doesnt of course mean im going to go take a nap there, it just means i might consider the idea, say, next tuesday at 2:17am.

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a brand new kitty

Fri, 02 Dec 2005 05:23:27 GMT

hey, i'm a domestic medium hair brown marble tabby and i am a BEEEE-YOTCH! my hobbies include crapping just outside the litter box in the middle of the bathroom floor, pissing in the tub, barfing on HER duvet in the middle of the night and waking HER up from naps by poking HER in the eye with one extended claw... my current goal in life is to nag the living hell out of HER at an earlier and earlier time everyday til i can get my dinnertime moved to something like noon... SHE started out feeding me at 6pm and i've got it down to 3:30pm now... i am relentless and SHE is powerless, just like i like it!

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Herbal Remedies???

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 18:58:40 GMT

Meow to all,

My person is researching herbal alternatives (My Vet is expensive & useless) to my litter box/behavioral problem. She thought I was just getting on in my years or just typical neurotic Persian behavior (whole other subject for discussion)…but, I think I am really annoyed with our roommates new big ol’ tabby cat. Yah, sure we play a little, scrap a bit but, it’s not like I have much of a choice, he’s younger and way bigger than me. So, I’ve taken to peeing on the couches. Well, of course, this make my person very upset. She keeps yelling something about me getting a job, can’t keep buying new furniture…Mom says “HELLLLLLLP!”

Herbal receipts?
Holistic Vet in Bay Area?
Behavior solutions?
Insights?

Thanks,
My Mom

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Stuff on my Cat...

jlmyers — Mon, 08 Aug 2005 23:31:38 GMT

http://www.stuffonmycat.com

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Need advice - scratching

jlmyers — Wed, 16 Mar 2005 17:21:51 GMT

Hi there,

Can anyone tell me a good way to keep my bad bad kitty from scratching the furniture. He will look at me, stretch up on the couch, and start scratching. He knows it is wrong, and makes me angry, but does it anyway. Help please.

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excellent idea!

Gurly — Sat, 08 Jan 2005 16:13:53 GMT

I smacked the girls eyeglasses off of the nightstand when she was deep asleep and couldn't hear it and swatted them across the floor to a spot in front of a light right where she could step on them! this morning she searched for her glasses, without them of curse (hahahahahaha!) for about 10 minutes, getting scared and angry and methodicial till she finally found them! Then she wasn't sure if I did it or if it was her fault since she was so tired when she went to bed last night so she couldn't be upset with me. plus she doesn't believe my memory would understand the scolding anyhow (kind of insulting.)

Try this!

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odd powers, anyone?

Gurly — Mon, 13 Dec 2004 15:45:59 GMT

I control the Big Girl's dreams. last night I had her lost in a mental asylum going in circles with the inmates. hahahahaha. I think she's onto me though. she wakes up catches me near her head, wispering the plot lines into her ear. damnit.

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i like being bad

Prudence — Wed, 08 Dec 2004 20:51:36 GMT

today i grwoled at my sister for being pretty.

i also made a racket with the paper bag.

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