a brand new kitty

topic posted Thu, December 1, 2005 - 9:23 PM by  Unsubscribed
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hey, i'm a domestic medium hair brown marble tabby and i am a BEEEE-YOTCH! my hobbies include crapping just outside the litter box in the middle of the bathroom floor, pissing in the tub, barfing on HER duvet in the middle of the night and waking HER up from naps by poking HER in the eye with one extended claw... my current goal in life is to nag the living hell out of HER at an earlier and earlier time everyday til i can get my dinnertime moved to something like noon... SHE started out feeding me at 6pm and i've got it down to 3:30pm now... i am relentless and SHE is powerless, just like i like it!
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